You always wonder how your day it is going to turn when you awaken to a loud crash and a cry and find that your son has fallen in the toilet. The stool slipped out from under his feet and his hands went into the bowl while his head bonked the toilet seat. Toilets are super gross anyway when you have a 3 year old boy that can pee 5 times his own height (no joke). Spray goes EVERYWHERE and his initial aim isn’t so good. Sometimes I fantasize about a mommy only bathroom or at least having a urinal. When did I start fantasizing about toilets???? Probably when I married Phil. He is tall. We had yummy oatmeal (soaked oats, cooked the next morning in coconut milk with ground hazelnuts and flax seed mixed in) and then got ready for church. We were so late already that we took the scenic route by the longhorn ranch to see the cows. If I ever was to have a field of cows I would want them to be longhorns (really friendly ones). I had a delicious afternoon in the gar...